hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
gcoky: i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
faesissa said: Please make me a bunch of food for MCM this weekend ill see what i can get done~
poachy: I’m an expert in climbing on top of counters to get into cabinets
that whole heeey u smell good stop das gay is that watermelon thing is literally the unfunniest stupidest shit and i hoep everyone who thinks its funny gets stung by a bee
faesissa said: OMG I really like/want that dress go buy it!! it’s only £17 from primark and its quite roomy in the bust!!!!! toocsiboos said: THAT IS A GORGEOUS DRESS!!! also wow you look good in everything sobs o mg no i rly dont im an ugly duckling
passionatevodka said: u are like the only person i kno 2 make primark dresses look good primark has cute summer dresses ….:(
and a hinga dinga durgan to you too: oneudu:... →
oneudu: absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites… sexually explicit contents already banned yeah yahoo can totally scaN THE WHOLEEEEEEEEEE OF TUMBLLLLLRRR
Most countries vote person: *tries really hard to speak a little swedish*
Sweden's vote person: Konbanwa yohio desu.
petitedeath: sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT,...
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
dollyjigsaw: Why does nobody like the UK? its not the fact noone wants us to win,its more we dont want to win because hosting costs too much
♔: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in... →
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…